Lance Might Need A Pep Talk...

Right about now, Lance Armstrong might need a pep talk after all that is going on (or now not going on) between him and the USADA. I imagine it would look a little like this...

Lance Armstrong: Peter La Fleur!

Peter La Fleur: Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.

Lance Armstrong: Really?

Peter La Fleur: Yeah, I've been watching all the news on ESPN. I just can't get enough of it. But, good luck in the trials. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from the USADA.

Lance Armstrong: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Peter.

Peter La Fleur: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when a CEO of a company tried to push me out of a heated competition. But with a perfectly timed encounter as I fled, I showed back up, won a dodgeball tournament and took over his company. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you running from?

Lance Armstrong: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.